One of my favorite things on Conan O'Brien is his In the Year 2000 bit. It makes me laugh so hard. I saw a commercial that said he'd be doing it tonight, and it got me thinking of the last one I saw. It was on his website. Here's it is, along with the one that had me rolling on the floor:
"In the year 2000, Spanish olives will no longer be stuffed with pimentos, but instead with Antonio Banderas' love of Melanie Griffith."