The one I where the couple gets interrupted by unexpected company. This got me wondering about what other things - less acceptable for a commercial - interrupt a would-be sexual moment.
Here's my list so far:
Spastic Diarrhea
The Discovery of Dangerously Long Leg Hair
A Phone Call from Your Grandmother
Got any ideas?
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bill-collector
police visit
no..no...police helicopter searching for criminal who beat up his girlfriend for leaving him after he paid for her breast enhancement surgery...
...over the answering machine, the amorous couple hears "Courtney, it's Daddy. I was just wondering what you were doing today because I missed you. Give your ol'Dad a call, okay, Honey?"
child runs into bedroom projectile vomiting while on the move.
daughter comes in room, gets in bed and (while your lying there trying to play dead) she tweaks your nose.
True story.
from experience....
your mother-in-law knocking on the bedroom door and hollering out your husband's name, to which he distractedly replies, "just a minute mom!"
she says, "am i interrupting something?"
"not anymore mom"
your cell phone going off with a cavalry ring at just the right moment!
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