I went to lunch with a friend today and had a horribly over-exuberant waiter. Besides trying to hard-sell the "homemade" ranch for me to dip my fries in (despite me saying "no thank you" several times), he punctuated just about every sentence with a jocular vocative.
Can I get you another coke, buddy?
Would you like some homemade ranch, big guy?
On and on it went.
So, watchya got? Let's hear them.
And there are girl ones too, but they come off as offensive not stupid.