OK. Let's Talk about Jane Seymour

Have you seen these commercial? My goodness, I'm not sure I've ever seen anything more absurd and pretentious.

First of all, has no one told Jane that her "open hearts" design looks A LOT like a butt and a pair of breasts? Is that what she was shooting for?



And ... she actually says in this commercial that it is her desire that her open hearts design becomes "the universal symbol of love and hope." Seriously? SERIOUSLY? You want your squiggly lines to be the UNIVERSAL symbols of love AND hope? Can they cure AIDS and cause world peace while we're at it?

And ... and ... don't we already have a universal symbol for love? Isn't it a ... heart?

These commercials are more than I can take.

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